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Hello and welcome to 'Ask Swab'! Here you ask me questions and I, Swab M. Theodore'll answer them!


Question 1 by "leohaha" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "xbox 360 controller"

A: Huh ? what do you mean by this, "leo"?

Question 2 by "ghostkyle" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "what's in your backpack"

A: I dunno... maybe you'll find out sometime ;)

Question 3 by "glamyyt" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "wenaimechaindesama"

A: why am I getting flooded with these strange nonsensical questions?

Question 4 by "xandemito" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "what is swab?"

A: Hm. Well that question is profound. A "Swab" would be a person, a person named Swab Meldaro Theodore. Who is this Swab Meldaro Theodore individual, and why is he running a website, you may be thinking, and the answer would be that things in life just happen. This reminds me of a story I have to tell about my pal Exo. One day we were just strolling around in a forest chatting about this new comic book I got from a stand in the desert that day, and I said to him, and this is what I said to him, "Exo, do you think this is a good comic book to read in the first place?," and, well, he said in response, "Swab, of course it is, dudio... What are you thinking? Are you dumb? Why would we buy it if it was boring and nothing we would wanna read?" Well that was a good question, I suppose, because realizing that I'm really just heading through the flow of living, not truly controlling myself, just moving around how everything wanted me to. It almost feels as if I'm a zombie, still a person, but almost mind controlled, not truly knowing what I'm doing. Of course, I'm free to actually do whatever I want, it's just an analogy. But in the end, I made this entire story up just to fill up the Website page space, so I really just wasted, like, 2 and a half minutes of your time, didn't I? Haha, that must suck.

Question 5 by "peater" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "do you like pineapple soda"

A: Yep!

Question 6 by "aquariusalexx" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "How tall are you swab"

A: I'm 4"7.

Question 7 by "wilmer" submitted 11-18-2023

Q: "I'm going to kill each and every one of you, I will make sure you feel pain and enjoy every second of it."

A: You have a special bomb-shaped surprise in your mailbox.


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